SEX, POLITICS, AND ROCK N ROLL

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Reactionary 'Christian' rages over supposed 'homosexual assault' on his religion

He rages like a complete lunatic here.

Conviniently titled 'The Homosexual Assault on Religious Freedom" the loon dithers and complains that gays are out to get him and his beliefs. Oh please give me a damn break teabagger.

This country is seriously fucked up because of morons like him who rave about non-existent "assaults" that only exist in their heads and ignore the real problems of our country and society.

Oh but please: don't we dare talk about real physical assaults against homosexuals by crazed thugs who think that being gay is a sin against God, and that its okay to bash gays. Yeah, lets not talk about those assaults. Right teabagger?







Be careful while bashing the Catholic Church

Though you may have seen me rightfully attack the hypocrisy of the Catholic Church on sexual morality, I am still wary about making the end goal of my attacks the total destruction of the Church.

The new Pope, Francis I, I think signals a new shift in Catholic teaching regarding homosexuality and sexual morality all together. I don't expect Francis I to actually come out for gay marriage and do lick Dan Savage's cock with a Vatican production of an 'It Gets Better' video. Francis I represents a phenomenal shift away from bashing those who who do not confirm to the ills of degenerate Cardinals like former Pope Ratzinger on sexual morality.

The Catholic Church is not a bad church, but its government and leaders, I think, are corrupted by the evil forces of Satanism and sexual perversion. Closeted gay priests continue to bash gays in such a way in order to fulfill their sick agenda of perverting homosexual conduct. This furthers the culture of dark perversion in the Vatican as pedophiles, no less, have in deed taken advantage of the situation and hijacked and blackmailed the Vatican, especially the pink clergy.

I call on the Pope to get rid of these dark and demonic forces. Purge all the closeted homos and abusive pervs and child molesters. The Church can, and will in the future, fully embrace human beings who are not perverted. Men who will have great respect for innocence of children, the sanctity and value of women, the wholeness of gay people, challenge the banking oligarchy, and who will make it their absolute mission to destroy, not gay marriage, but poverty.

We then bash the Church, not so it can go extinct, but so that it can serve a better purpose for the common good of all individuals and families. I will continue to bash it until it finally does (maybe until I am dead). But many gays are asking that the Church be utterly destroyed. I say: hold on a sec.

The Church is no doubt an anti-gay institution at the moment. And this is due to the people in it, not due to basic tenets of Catholic teaching (and no, the Catechism on homosexuality is NOT a tenet of Catholic teaching, but rather a mandate by the Church's government). Destroying it means that we will only destroy the vehicle of which these anti-gay parasites ride on. They will without a doubt regroup into another zombie church and continue their relentless gay bashing.

And that is what is going in Brazil. The Catholic country (the biggest of them all) is on the final brink of legalizing gay marriage. And by far, most Catholics are not upset about it. But according to this new report, those who have left the Church are now being recruited by anti-gay extremist reactionary protestant evangelical churches with ties to teabaggers in the USA who are now striving for political control over the country. The last time I saw reactionaries take to the streets to sieze power like these hacks was in a black and white news reel that I couldn't understand because it was in German.

Be wary. These reactionary bigoted churches are micro-cells of hateful cesspools without any form of checks and balances or central governing control. Meaning, the Catholic Church at least has some form of governing body that can be taken over from within, a one single governing unit will be much more easier to reform than a bunch of smaller micro-cells hiding in the Amazon jungles.

The isolation and sense of self appointed righteousness of these homophobic "churches" can exaggerate anti-gay sentiments to the fullest, to the point of becoming violent. Just take a look at Northern Ireland for example. The Catholic Irish (who now support gay marriage) have been imposed and invaded for hundreds of years by reactionary protestants from Scotland and England. Today, protestant evangelical Northern Ireland is a wasteland of homophobic bigotry cultivated by the likes of Ian Paisley and his 'anti-sodomy' war against homosexuals.

In Brazil the Catholic Church is not only waning in political power, but also it is waning in attendance. You might think it is a good idea. I beg to differ.

Where did these people who once sat on the pews of the Catholic Church go? Their dissatisfaction is more accurately centered on the Church's disappointing track record on helping the poor and also the abuse of innocent children. So they are wooed by more 'charasmatic' (notice how homophobes are becoming so charasmatic lately?) pastors who like you and I also bash the Catholic Church, maybe for different reasons, maybe due to theological differences, but nonetheless are way out of left field when it comes to gays. They may hate the Catholic Church, but they also hate homos too. And sometimes they hate us more than the Church.

If former Catholics are now sitting on folding chairs in some rented space that used to sell cell phone accessories at a local shopping center spewing anti-gay hatred left and right instead of a Church with statues and pews where many of its adherents are having a conscious and philosophical debate on homosexuality, I would rather choose the latter than former.

Sunday, June 2, 2013

New Gay Pride debit card, pretty cool

Hey peeps,

Its the season for pride, as in LGBT pride month, and many around the country and the world will be showing their pride. Going to pride - especially if its your first time - is always a great experience.

As many of you have been noticing, going to pride events is getting a little hefty on our gay wallets. If you're going to spend those big pink dollars why not do it with pride?

I been using the new Pride debit card from Card.com. It's sweet, and its fabulous. Show it off to your buddies this pride season and the rest of the world that our pink dollar MATTERS! Not only can you use it at pride, but it can be used like any other debit card. You can reload it, take out cash at any ATM around the world, and also use it as a credit card anywhere VISA is accepted. And heck, you can also add direct deposit from you employer (or that free Obama socialist disability check that is all the rave at Teabagger rallies).

Get the new Pride VISA debit card here.

And don't forget to shove it down the throat of the next anti-gay baker who refuses to sell you and your undocumented fiance Ramon a wedding cake. Give that teabagger the finger and tell him that you are too proud to use the Pride VISA debit card with flaky homophobes like him. Remember, our pink dollar is worth something and there will always be real nice good bakers who will be PROUD to swipe the card and bake you and Ramon the gay wedding cake of that will make RuPaul's queens fume with bridal jealousy.

My grocer did (and he gave me that 'look,' if you know what I mean - another added plus of using this card).


Saturday, June 1, 2013

What's wrong with blaming blacks for their slaughter on Illinois gay marriage bill?

Is it racist? Is it taboo? Is it the hypocrisy that dare not speak its name?

Please, give me a damn break.

Black people wanted equality, so why can't we blame all who are equally as responsible for the downfall of gay marriage in Illinois?

The radical do-nothings of the Left are as bad as the teabaggers if not worse. Their mode of operation is treachery, lies, deceit, and fraud.

We were promised a vote on giving green cards to bi-national couples in the up coming immigration reform bill, yet the Left were so eager to stab gays in the back and voted with the reactionary bigoted fascistoid teabaggers of the Republican Party instead. And the Left had the audacity to demand that gays step aside and to let illegal immigrants cut in line in front of them even though most gays seeking this right are obeying the law.

And so we have Illinois democrats who shamefully showed us yet again the true treacherous nature of their innate borderline lunatic dysfunction. They demand to be known for their "support" for "equality" yet when it came down to it they actually, as by unintelligent design, voted against the gay community last night. But heck, not a problem. There are plenty of pussy gay activists out there ready to excuse this failure and shield those who are in no doubt responsible for this failure, especially if they happen to be black.

Martin Luther King said that we should not judge blacks based on their color but based on their actions. But yet we are denied that basic equalizer.

As a Mexican I been giving my people heat whenever they fall into the homophobe dungeon. I yell at them and poke them until they learn that what they are doing is completely wrong. And it works. Its actually beginning to work with regard to immigration reform, as some Mexican activists are seeing that brushing gays aside is not going to help their cause one bit, but will end up doing the opposite effect.

We have already called out Latinos, Asians (remember the OC Tet parade fiasco), Irish, Catholics, Cubans, all of these groups have responded positively to the error of their ways. We call out white Evangelicals and teabaggers, all of whom continue to hate gays. Oh well.

But the slide of hand that is being played against the gay community by the Black Caucus in Illinois is just so pathetic. The blacks want it both ways. They want to be viewed as "progressives" yet satisfy their inner hunger to bash gays for their sinful and satanic ways. And what is worse is that calling these people out is now considered "racist" - why? Because they are black, that's why.

Calling out Mexicans, white teabaggers, Asians, Cubans, Latinos, is considered not as offensive, but most of the time encouraged. But blacks... they are a special kind of race. They are still living under their own self imposed Jim Crow of the 21st century. They are so detached from reality and the rest of society that they refuse to come out of their little afro-bubble and assume responsibility like real men who actually feel equal to anybody else. The childish pseudo-hyper masculinity in black culture is nothing but a rejection of equality, as well as a rejection by black men to take responsibility for what they do to others. Not only one must claim equality, one must also act upon it, assimilate with the rest of society on basic principles, and assume all the privileges and responsibility that comes with being equal to others, because once you are on the same footing with someone else you are no more special than them. 

We are not calling out blacks because we like to pick on them. We are calling them out because they are making a really big mistake in thinking that denying gay people their due equal rights will not come back and bite them in their black asses. It will. And I am calling them out so as to save them from future embarrassment.

So how can trying to save blacks form their own mistakes be at all "racist?"

Typical teabagger response to gay issues

On wedding cakes:
Teabagger: Business has a right to discriminate against anybody.
Gay:  Okay fine, I will own a business and I will fire anybody that does not agree with gay wedding cakes.
Teabagger: You fascist Moaist heterophobe! We have first Amendment right to a job while spouting anti-gay rage. If you want your own sodomite wedding cakes open up your own "GAY" bakery!
 Gay: Okay fine, I will open up my own bakery that only bakes for gay weddings.
 Teabagger: NO! You're making Jesus cry! Its an abomination! Stop shoving your lifestyle down our throats!
Gay: Fine I will bake my own wedding cake.
Teabagger: You're probably using Obama food stamps, I don't want my tax dollars (which I don't pay) going to subsidize sin... sooo NO!
Gay: No I will be using my own money that I got from working for your business.
Teabagger: I didn't know I had a sodomite working for me. You're FIRED! And its my first amendment right to fire anybody who disagrees with MY world view.
 On gay athletes coming out:
Teabagger: Can he just keep it to himself? Why do we need to know he packs fudge?
Gay: But he is just speaking out, like other athletes that speak about their religious beliefs and their personal lives.
Teabagger: He's just an Obama bot fascist communist pinko Maoist sodomite who is after my guns! This is just more gay propaganda!
 Gay: And Tebow was then just more 'Christian propaganda?'
 Teabagger: NO! He was doing what the Constitution tells him to do: love Jesus who invented Football! We Christians have a right to speak out against homosexual propaganda.
Gay: Is Jesus a man? That's strange. I thought a man loving another man was, you know, sin?
On gay marriage:
Teabagger: Marriage is for a man to marry a woman who was created by Jesus Christ for man's enjoyment. You homosexuals can call your "union" something else, but NOT marriage.
Gay: But doesn't the First amendment guarantee freedom of speech? Why can't I use the word "marriage." 
Teabagger: Because! ... It makes Jesus cry!
Gay: Okay fine, let's have civil unions.
Teabagger: NO! Its against our state Constitution...
Gay: But you said we can call our "marriage" something else.
Teabagger: GET OFF MY LAWN HOMO!!!

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Hey I thought football players were supposed to just "shut up" and play football

That is according to drooling hardcore mindless football fans.

They tell us that players like Kluwe and Ayanbedejo should 'shut up' about homosexuality and just throw that damn ball and spank your teammates butt cheeks in celebration.

Will we see the same reaction at this NY Jets player who basically couldn't wait to tell NY Daily News that homosexuality is wrong?:
“According to the scriptures, and God’s law, homosexuality is wrong. The act is wrong,” Davis said. “I’ve got homosexuals in my family who I love to death. I’ve got drunks in my family. I’ve got people who have premarital sex in my family. And I don’t agree with any of those things, but I still love and respect those people.”

So you show respect to people by calling them a bunch of drunks and adulterers? Nice. Yeah, maybe this dumb typical homophobic football player should just take his fans' advice and just SHUT THE FUCK UP.




Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Dumb football fans want players to shut up about politicis (if its pro-gay of course)

We hear this same meme time and time again: football players should shut up about gay marriage. That is the typical moronic response from football fans to players like Kluwe and Ayanbedejo. Maybe if these fucknuts would have just let the courts deal with this issue instead, they wouldn't feel as if football is turning out to be "Glee on the field" and "cramming" it down "your throats." Had the Supreme Court been able to deal with this issue properly and just rule in favor of the constitutional mandate for allowing gay couples to marry a decade or so ago, we will never have heard of the likes of Kluwe and Ayanbedejo. And football analysts would be go back to using their on-screen markers to draw funny penises.

Yet here we are because initially this is what anti-gay marriage bigots demanded. And now crying that your virgin ears hurt every time a football player speaks in favor of gay marriage it is just simply a pathetic ploy of astronomical proportions.

Here is an example of a shit-for-a-brain dumb ass (ironically calling himself "smartman") who is demanding that all of this discussion about gay marriage be halted:

Unwanted media attention? I thought players wanted to all the attention. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought players join the NFL for money, pussy (or DL cock) and for the fame and not to be some dumb fat fuck yokel's puppet. Personally, as I am not a freak invested in football like some childish maniac living in his parents' basement looking like Baby Huey with a sweaty stained football jersey on while ranting on online in anonymous forums like a wimp, I don't really care if football players are homophobic or not, if they suck dick or beat up homos in the locker room or march with George Takei in the NYC gay pride parade. In fact, I am the least person to care what athletes have to say about anything. However, that isn't to say that they shouldn't be genuine and say what they want to say: they are entitled to that like everybody else. I realized that these players are not just mysterious cybernetic droids, they are at least humans, and we humans are in deed very expressive. But then the nacho and beer breaths in the stands don't want to know that players are human, you see, they only care to win because these idiots themselves are losers in real life and can only (mentally) win and feel like having accomplished something by living bi-curiously through a young male athlete who has in fact accomplished something (though I personally don't view football as any sort of an "accomplishment").

Oh, but if a meat-head player is against gay marriage, hurray!!! The "First Amendment Fairy" has waved her magic wand and bestowed upon that player the special power of being right by just opening his "big mouth." My mistake: its not a "big mouth" - it is now technically freedom of speech all of sudden. You see, the forefathers of our country died in bloody war so that fat ass Americans can gay bash a basketball player. How neat.

So next time when any football player opens his "big mouth" and talks about anything gay, both pro- and con-, would I be allowed to throw my pink stiletto shoe at him? Or would that make me a "homosfascist?"